[B][B][COLOR=gray]Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Bread's house.
Not a creature was stirring, not even in Robyn's blouse.
The rubbers were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that two other SBR posters soon would be there.

TheGambling Family were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of back door action danced in their heads.
And Paco in his skully, and JJ in his wig,
Had just settled down for a dinner without pig.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
My wife and her friend were arguing over who'd gotten fatter
Too many calories to too many chins
Sadly Bread loses at...[/B][/B][/COLOR] More...

Johnny put a dozen roses in the store for Valentine's Day; I know you think that most posters here are gay, transgendered or downright pathetic :ohmy: but some of us have women.

Johnny like most gamblers I am broke as a joke; I don't have a nickel to my name and need to get my girl a gift.

Boys I've tried couch diving, drive-through mining and even stealing my neigbor's roses. I scaled the fence with a pair of clippers in hand but couldn't Matrix it back over.

Don't believe what you see boys that Keanu Reeves is one limber dude. I attempted a flying krane over the wall with fresh cut flowers in hand but ended up drop kicking a foot of cement.

Woke up with a bad bruise and my neighbor trying to curb stomp me. Bad news :banghead:

Johnny 12 roses for 150 points and no you sick fuk I am not advertising erotic services on Craigslist :popcorn:

Looks like it could go either way:

[B][COLOR=black]Mon 6/155001Tommy Robredo -125 7:00AM (EST) 55002Philipp Kohlschreiber -105[/COLOR][COLOR=#ffffff] [/COLOR][/B]